It was completely hilarious on my part, but what happened two nites ago was something unexpected and totally ridiculous. Its just too bad that I cant say anything about anybody rite now but i needed a complete aberration, 180 degree turn.thats asap
I was talking to my boss this afternoon to get his nod on most of my projects. Being the person that he is, the topics was so diverse that I was able to catch up. However, during some part of the discussion, he leaned on the right side of his seat and launched a terrible gas attack.
My boss just farted in front of me while sitting down.
I tried not to smile or laugh or else my projects wont move
I thought my day was a lull until that fart came in.
thank God for the FART
The theory of bread and butter
Imagine you are the bread, what do u think it feels like inside the oven, getting toasted at the right temperature then the butter is starting to melt on ur skin till u get golden brown
Now, imajin that ur the butter, what do u think it feels like spreading urself to thin in a surface that is rough yet fluffy then u start melting while the bread is absorbing u and the heat is cooking u inside out?
My boys can swim! —George "Cantstandja" Coztanza, Seinfeld
I was shocked after reading this news from yahoo regarding the fungus that grows inside the eyes which can cause blindness. Please check this site at once if you are a user of Bausch and Lomb Contact Lenses and Solutions–>Yahoo News
Earlier tonight, Me and Jonathan danced with Lar for the last time on that funky Nike ROCKSTAR Hiphop Workout. Man, we were huffing and puffing from the start. Talagang kinarir heheh, to find out why I think its cool, check this site from nikewomen and learn from Jamie King’s moves.
N.B.
Please try voting to Rihanna’s S.O.S single which is being played extensively at Magic 89.9, I heard from Jonathan that its on the TOP20 already.
Im writing tonight with anger and madness in my heart and mind.
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Some people I think, with the blessing of natural selection, are naturally born stupid. Some people are born geniuses while some people are just plain lucky.
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Why is it that friendster is taking off some of my hard earned testimonials?
I lost 4 already. Might check with people concerned.
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Some major developmens though, I passed my IELTS exam, my pre-screening from my Work Placement Company in New Zealand also gave me some good news, IM QUALIFIED! I think that I also passed my Comprehensive Exam that I took for my master’s degree, I also got myself a new job at DMCI.
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Man, with all of this good news comes the bad news on the tailend. I guess you just cant really get all that you want?
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And Im writing this part tonight with enlightenment in some parts of my mind.
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I have to thank my very dear friend Wiwi for the support she’s giving me. She made me realize recently that I have what it takes. With this level of confidence, all I need is to be effective in convincing people at all times.
I also realized that somehow my flaws can still be repaired and improved. I nver gave myself much chance but I think Im doing well now.
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nakita ko na rin sya sa wakas, buti na lang hindi ko na sya type.
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bench pressing was a challenge….now my upper body is sore and tender
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It’s a good thing that FHM still gets me off…ask nancy castiglione…she made me chuck the chicken for how many times after grabbing the mag.
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gdnyt
