Id like to thank my friend Wiwi for this material
please read it, this aint crap.
promise
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TWO-MINUTE MANAGEMENT COURSE
>Because we all need some management "Continuing
Education" every once in a
>while:
>
> Lesson One: An
eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A
>small rabbit saw
the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit on my ass like
>you and do
nothing?"
>
> The eagle answered: "Sure, why
not."
>
> So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle,
and rested.
>
> All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the
rabbit and ate it.
>
> Management Lesson:
>
>
To be sitting on your ass and doing nothing, you must be sitting
very
>high up.
>
>
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>
> Lesson Two: A turkey was
chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able
>to get to the top of that
tree," sighed the turkey, "but
>I haven’t got the energy."
>
>
"Well, why don’t you nibble on some of my manure droppings?" replied
the
>bull. "They’re packed with nutrients."
>
> The
turkey pecked at a lump of manure, found it actually gave him
enough
>strength to reach the lowest branch of the
tree.
>
>
> The next day, after eating some more dung,
he reached the second branch.
>
> Finally, after a fourth
night, he was proudly perched at the top of the
>tree. Soon he was spotted
by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.
>
>
Management Lesson:
>
> Bull Shit might get you to the
top, but it won’t keep you there.
>
>
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>
> Lesson Three: A little bird
was flying south for the winter. It was so
>cold the bird froze and fell
to the ground in a large field.
>
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D(["mb","> While it was lying there, \na cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As
>the frozen bird lay there \nin the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how
>warm it was. The dung \nwas actually thawing him out. He lay there all warm
>and happy, and soon \nbegan to sing for joy.
>
> A passing cat heard the bird \nsinging and came
>to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered \nthe bird under the
>pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate \nhim.
>
>
> Management Lessons:
>
> (1) \nNot everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
>
> (2) Not \neveryone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
>
> (3) And \nwhen you\'re in deep shit, it\'s best to keep your mouth \nshut!
>
>
>This ends your two-minute management course. \n
>
CHEERS! \n
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